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How to annoy the woman in trendy sandwich shop
A short dialogue inspired by Kate Cadbury’s sandwich experience.
READ MOREBeard Watching
Well it’s no secret that the beard is spreading. I have been making notes of them over the last few weeks and here are a selection of my favourites. I’m sure this chart is relevant way beyond Clapton. If you have any more types that you feel have been missed off please let me know […]
READ MOREFarmhouse fashion Forecast: Reptile prints for ’14
We went to speak with Darlington Quince Crocodile-Levy, Head Honcho at the NSW Crocodile Farm, who, having seen sales rocket over recent months had this to say:
READ MOREWhen I Met Ewan Mcgregor
So I was at my friend’s hallowe’en party, and she introduced me to Ewan Mcgregor. He was as utterly charming, polite, beautiful and friendly as I could have ever imagined he’d be. Shame about me though. I felt silly with a hair net over my entire head. (p.s My lips are not this big. It […]
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British Sunbathers
A day at the seaside. Only in Britain.
READ MOREUpdating Your Profile Picture: Are you Shagable enough?
So whenever women and girls on FB update their profile picture there is quite often a sub-plot of shagability. Either demure, yet shagable, sexy and clearly up for it yet Shagable, understated and shagable, or worst still, a plain shagable, self taken picture on a mobile phone. Men tend not to worry with their own […]
READ MORE8 out of 10 people at a fashion shoot prefer to wear Converse
Literally. 8 out of 10.
READ MOREA Really Tight Deadline.
I told someone that I had a really tight deadline today. I didn’t have a really tight deadline. I am just used to saying I have one and I was worried that if I didn’t say it that he might not get the job done, as everyone else would tell him about their tight deadlines, […]
READ MOREThe Bum Crack-ers
Another sub genre of cyclist: Bums in the air, boys! (Staring at one of these is the best trick yet for repressing any desire for a bacon sandwich)
READ MOREWonderWoman in Shoredtich
I cycled behind WonderWoman through Old Street today. The cars had to drive on the other side of the road to avoid touching her billowing cape, and I thought she had decent control given her enormous platforms and the deep potholes which the council have dug out especially to keep us all on our toes. […]
READ MOREIT’S MINE!
Kids like owning stuff. They especially like owning stuff if someone else already has it.
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Rubber’s a Community
Thanks to Andrew Lavin for this wonderful gem of information:
READ MORETOWIE Heads
I watched Towie for the 2nd time ever. I actually made me think about leaving the country. Here are 2 people I saw:
READ MORETrendy Hackney
Type 01: The Creative Male, and how he gets about in Hackney:
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