I cycle into the campus carpark, at full pelt. To the left is where the bike cage is situated. Its 9:10am but Im only late because Lilou had to have a 20 minute poo before school. It happens 50% pf the time. “Come on Lilou, we’re going to be late!” “But its a bad one, […]
READ MOREThe Bum Crack-ers
Another sub genre of cyclist: Bums in the air, boys! (Staring at one of these is the best trick yet for repressing any desire for a bacon sandwich)
READ MOREUnusual Commuter Combos.
Old Street is proving to be a great spot for cyclist style watching. Today, it was Wendy James (ish) with a hoodie/Helmet combo, hot pants, fishnets, jogging shoes and fluro pink hi-vis socks pulled to their limits. She was also cycling in a very low gear which meant her wee legs were going like the […]
READ MOREWonderWoman in Shoredtich
I cycled behind WonderWoman through Old Street today. The cars had to drive on the other side of the road to avoid touching her billowing cape, and I thought she had decent control given her enormous platforms and the deep potholes which the council have dug out especially to keep us all on our toes. […]
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