There must be thousands of these floating about in the depths of people’s memories… Kids think up the best rumours! I need more so let please do me know of any should you think of one! X
I’ll ask my daughters if they remember any good ones from their school days! Wait my husband just told me this one: (He went to Catholic School) Sister Mary told a class of 4th graders that the naked human body is a beautiful thing that should only be shown to your spouse. Then she added, “My husband is Jesus.” All the kids said she read her Bible naked.
Controversial? Thought provoking? Amusing? Yep!
I love it, succinct and yet full of a story! Hemingway would like it
This made me laugh so hard, I had to send it to my husband! You’re a hoot! 🙂
There must be thousands of these floating about in the depths of people’s memories… Kids think up the best rumours! I need more so let please do me know of any should you think of one! X
I’ll ask my daughters if they remember any good ones from their school days! Wait my husband just told me this one: (He went to Catholic School) Sister Mary told a class of 4th graders that the naked human body is a beautiful thing that should only be shown to your spouse. Then she added, “My husband is Jesus.” All the kids said she read her Bible naked.
That’s a great one. A naked Nun. I’m on it.
I love it!